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[00:00.960]Go back to your dorm you got your roommates and that never works out
[00:05.940]That never works out They don't want it
[00:07.530]To work out they they want it so
[00:09.270]Like I don't
[00:10.230]Understand like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
[00:18.420]Beginning of the year that's such
[00:19.710]A joke that test you fill out of the
[00:23.370]Beginning of the year it's like
[00:24.690]Umm I like rock and roll I like staying out
[00:27.960]Late and I love the ladies oh yea oooo
[00:31.920]Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major he's
[00:44.280]A narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight
[00:49.050]Each other we've got four camera angles
[00:52.410]That'll be perfect welcome to college go screw your self
[00:56.010]HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead
[00:57.900]Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
[01:02.760]School is coming up he's gonna be my room
[01:06.090]Mate it's gonna be awesome no that is
[01:09.300]Hate to tell you
[01:09.960]You will fight each other you
[01:12.000]Will just get you just get I tell you why one
[01:13.830]Is they have too much dirt on you
[01:17.250]Your friend from home has too much dirt
[01:21.510]They'll kill you they'll crush you in
[01:26.430]An argument for no reason like you just say
[01:28.440]Hey man the dishes have been in the sink
[01:33.960]For two weeks man they're your dishes
[01:35.790]Are you going to clean them or what
[01:37.080]Yea you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade
[01:38.550]Not fair to bring up my crabs